so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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