So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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