Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Im part way to drunk.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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