Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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