I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I need water and some morals
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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