I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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