their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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