Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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