So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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