I smell stomach acid.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
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