She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
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