normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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