hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Is her dick bigger than yours?
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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