Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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