so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
As shirtless as possible
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
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