Where did you get a picture of my penis
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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