when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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