hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Randomize
