Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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