I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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