You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
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