so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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