"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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