...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
Randomize
