I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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