Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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