I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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