Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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