So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
my being single is dangerous.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
Will exercising make me less horny?
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