nut hugger
you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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