she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
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you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
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