i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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