Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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