Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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