Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
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