i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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