I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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