I'm lost and stupid without you.
i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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