He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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