so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
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Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
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