found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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