It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
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