Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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