so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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