You're so nebulous sometimes
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Randomize
