Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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