So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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