so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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