So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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