is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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