he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
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