You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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