We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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