what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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