How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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