I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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