Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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