would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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