Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
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